No! But speaking of vehicular sex, perhaps you can explain how this cheap Kmart hair extension got into the backseat of your car. Woman, why don't you be answering any of my pages? Dee, why do you put up with it? You could do so much better.
I think they've seen that Ike and Tina Turner movie just too many times. This weekend he called me up, and he's all, Where were you today? I'm like at my grandmother's houseĭionne and her boyfriend Murray are in this dramatic relationship. It's not even 8:30, and Murray is paging me. Well at least I wouldn't skin a collie to make my backpack. Girlfriend! I must give her snapsĭionne and I were both named after great singers of the past who now do infomercials. She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us. Boy! That came out of nowhere! Here's where Dionne lives. I don't have a license yet, but I need something to learn on. Why do I have to see Josh?ĭid I show you the loqued out Jeep Daddy got me? It's got four-wheel drive, dual side airbags, and a monster sound system. He's coming for dinner.īut you were hardly married to his mother, and that was 5 years ago. Lovett's coming by to give you a flu shot. And don't try sneaking out of the office. So I said we'd go out to Malibu.ĭon't tell me those braindead lowlifes have been calling again. Daddy!Ĭher, please don't start with the juice again.
Im over you dont call me up for free#
But he fights with me for free because i'm his daughter. And Daddy is so good, he gets $500 an hour to fight with people. Even Lucy, our maid, is terrified of him.
And I pick out my school clothes.ĭaddy's a litigator.
So, O.K., you're probably going, Is this, like, a Noxema commercial or what? But seriously, I actually have a way normal life for a teenage girl. # Outside the cars in the city go rushing by?
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